I just finished doing my taxes and I wanted to let you in on a little secret.
Shhh. Come close.
If your medical expenses are greater than your income, you don't have to pay any taxes!
Who knew? All these years I've been trying to be a productive member of society when I should have been developing an annual medical catastrophe! Whew! It's so nice to be free of those capitalist shackles.
I'm gonna go on permavacation!
Does anyone know where I can find the nearest leper colony? Is Molokai still a colony? Seems like a nice place to visit this time of year.
(p.s. I mean no offense to my leper audience. Without lepers, we would never have had Che Guevara. And without Che, my dad wouldn't have had a flag to put in his study.)