Tuesday, March 11, 2008

I've figured out the best tax secret! Ever!

I just finished doing my taxes and I wanted to let you in on a little secret.

Shhh. Come close.

Closer...

Closer.......

Ready?

If your medical expenses are greater than your income, you don't have to pay any taxes!

Who knew? All these years I've been trying to be a productive member of society when I should have been developing an annual medical catastrophe! Whew! It's so nice to be free of those capitalist shackles.

I'm gonna go on permavacation!

Does anyone know where I can find the nearest leper colony? Is Molokai still a colony? Seems like a nice place to visit this time of year.


(p.s. I mean no offense to my leper audience. Without lepers, we would never have had Che Guevara. And without Che, my dad wouldn't have had a flag to put in his study.)

3 comments:

inger said...

Way to go Megan! Stick it to the Man!

Anonymous said...

Did I hear somewhere that if you didn't pay taxes for 2007, then you don't get a tax-incentive rebate check from "duh guvmint"? Maybe if you send in a dollar you can get a whopping $600 check?

ed

Anonymous said...

Your dad has a Che flag. I am green with envy.......